Yay! It's time for another rant, this time Pokémon-related!

But, first things first, I find there is a SEVERE lack of DaiHaru fanon! I mean, WHERE IS THE FANART AND FANFICTION PEOPLE?! Heck, even GenHika is more popular than it (and Pokémon DPP just got released recently). I demand an explanation from the hidden masses of DaiHaru shippers, wherever they may be And I notice that's its strange that I support pairings where the guy is usually 10 years older than the girl ._. It sounds awfully pedo Heck, that doesn't mean I'm one!

I just recently started re-playing Pokémon Emerald and I realize that Haruka or Yuuki (whoever you play as) gets STALKED. A LOT. Are they promoting stalking underage youths? I mean Haruka (I play as her) gets stalked by Yuuki, Daigo, Mitsuru, Team Magma and Aqua and that seriously awfully pedo-looking sunglasses man whose name fails to come to mind. Can't a girl have some peace and quiet? These are some serious pedophilia issues here! From what I hear Pokémon DPP sounds a lot worse Hikari and Kouki get stalked more often than Haruka and Yuuki I feel so sorry for them

I also have this immense hate for status-afflicting moves, especially ATTRACT. There was this once this pedo Slaking busted one on my Swampert, and guess what SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH THAT SLAKING Swampert was practically useless after that with the 'immobilized by love' stuff.

Slaking used Attract on Swampert
Swampert at Slaking
Swellow !
Slaking at Swellow
Swellow !

It was a nightmare getting out of that tag-team battle alive. Now, I have a phobia of Slakings thanks to that one time.

And now to the fun part! Pokémon Shippings XD

- Warning - Turn back LOL if you can't stand the things I'm going to say - Warning -

HoennChampion Shipping (Daigo x Haruka)
LOL I don't care what people say about this one. It's still a favourite of mine even with the age gap. I find it cute how Daigo stalks Haruka relentlessly

Hoenn Shipping / Frantic Shipping (Yuuki x Haruka)
This pairing is the epic portrayal of cuteness! The rivalry between them is just so adorable And its canon in the manga too

Iron Will Shipping (Gen x Hikari)
LOL I can't stop MOE-ing about this one. It still pretty much has the same reason as my DaiHaru fangirl rabidness And I just like Riolus LOL

Fortune Shipping (Kouki x Hikari)
It's cute how their scarves match ROFL And Kouki's really nice to Hikari in the games He's the perfect boyfriend LOLZ

Twin Leaf Shipping (Jun x Hikari)
I blame for this one. She infected me with it! XD But I think it's adorable how Jun ALWAYS seems to bump into Hikari all the time (unless he's stalking her LOL)

Moss Shipping (Hyouta x Natane)
I find this shipping severely underrated LOL There's not enough of this one out there! XD I like how Natane can pwn Hyouta just by type advantage LOL I still support this one even if its not canon XD

Redemption Shipping (Kamon x Kris)
I haven't played GSC for a long time LOL This was my favourite shipping then mainly because of the rivalry between them XD

And now the crack pairing I made up myself LOL

Pimp Hat Shipping (Gen x Honchkrow)
Has anyone realized both of them wear fedoras LOL And a lot of people have been saying Gen looks like a pimp anyways And I think Gen should really get a Honchkrow and both of them can be the Fantastic Pimp Duo! LOL

LOL That was long XD I'll probably continue it again